01
Feb
2010
2010
Dear Deer
Dear Deer,
I hope this note finds you well. I was so surprised to see you peeking in my bedroom window the other morning. You are such an early riser. When I ran to grab the camera you did not bolt away this time believing you saw the big bad wolf.
OK listen up Deer… we need to talk. I realize Cedar trees are like frozen chocolate cheese cake to you but don’t you think things have gotten a little out of hand? You and your friends have devoured everything in sight – even the burlap is gone. Its OK to stop now… please!
Mmmmmmmm…. chocolate cheesecake ….
This is fantastic Ed…just gorgeous…but the darlings to have a tendency to eat what we don’t want them to…
We have many around my home that like to visit, especially in the evening…their favorite in the summer are my Hostas…although they will stoop to lowly flowers as well!!!
All kidding aside they can be a danger as well my son acutally hit one on our road a couple of years ago…
Cheers
they like alfalfa bale. stop by and i’ll give you a bale
Awww… The deer is so cute. I wish I was there that weekend!!!!!!!!
You see, this is why deer aren’t that smart (beautiful, yes, smart, not so much): why on earth would they eat burlap bags when there is chocolate cheesecake? Mmmmmmm chocolate cheesecake.
That is a well-fed deer! What a buffet you provide .. chocolate cheesecake you say? No wonder I haven’t seen any here – they are all over at your place!